Friday, April 4, 2008

This is pretty funny....


After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husbandaccompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was likemost men--he found shopping boring & preferred to get in & get out.Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved tobrowse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causingquite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and maybe forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillancecameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people'scarts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to thewomen's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an officialvoice,"Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department & told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera & used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least ....15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"


4 All My Friends Say!:

Tasmaniac said...

I definitely like the last one, that's a scream, but I dunno if I'd ever be game enough to try it.

Tasmaniac said...

I voted for the random craziness one 'cos thats like mine.

rampy said...

Hehehe I really enjoyed this. Hilarious. Thanks for adding me to your blogroll and for visiting. I'm going right now to add you. I voted in your poll.

Jamie said...

Thanks for the comments everybody! I appreciate them very much. My personal favorite one in this particular post is the one with the "Mission Impossible" Theme. Please keep checking back...I've pretty much always got something to say :)