Wednesday, May 14, 2008

How to use your tax rebate!

How to use the rebate:

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

4 All My Friends Say!:

BrownEyed Cowgirls said...

AMEN!!
Sheez-that means I have to give up my favorite whiskey-Lord Calvert(Canadian).
Oh Well,
I got the Budwieser covered-you find the hot male prostitutes.

Carroll Farm said...

HaHa, we got that email too and laughed our a$$ off. So true, but so sad...

Jamie said...

Browneyed cowgirls ~ I forgive you and nobody "needs" to know that you drink a candian whiskey. I'd have to west to find some hot male prostitutes!

Carrol Farm ~ I agree, so sad yet so true!

Gina's Public Diary said...

You are so right!!! Hehe